Day 1 – New AIR Capsuleer Arrrgh! It hurts... I want to die forever. AIR Labs never told me it would be like this!! The tube down my throat is horribly uncomfortable. I won't even get into all the other tubes for filtering and recycling my body wastes and fluids. The amnio-gel I am floating in is never kept at a good temperature. I swear, every time I have put in requests for adjustments, they either set it too hot or too cold. I begged them to pull my next clone and let me walk away from the Capsuleer program, but they say I owe them too much ISK to let that happen. At this point in my pathetic hellscape existence, I am now bribing an AIR tech to free me. He said, if I can get 100 billion ISK, they will free my clone and delete my personnel files. I can only hope they will not betray me after they get paid. Day 45 – Pirates and Revolutions I received very bad news today as the AIR tech I was going to pay was arrested for...